His name is Tyler and he’s not really an Apple Store Employee. Somehow he’s procured an Apple store long sleeve t-shirt, possibly off eBay and he’s managed to work at four different Apple stores in the New York area. What happens while he’s working is so ridiculous it’s roll on the floor and laugh your ass off funny.

The video starts off with Tyler telling customers that the latest iPad mini with Retina Display has 4,000 megapixels of RAM along with 3,000 Skype units. The potential Apple customers he’s talking to don’t seem to flinch as Tyler recites the latest, specs, or so they think. He goes on to tell one woman that there are 4,000 extra pixels per second milligram. When he’s talking to another customer he is naming off things that you can do with an iPad including sending d*ck pics, and again the customers don’t doubt him for one second.

While looking at a Macbook Air Tyler tells one customer to say “whoosh” as he’s doing gestures, and the customer just goes ahead and does it.

When it comes to the latest iPhone devices, Tyler tells two customers that they are looking at the 5S but tomorrow the 5Q comes out and then on Sunday the 5zz comes out. If that isn’t enough, next Monday he tells them, they’re coming out with the 5zqr.

He talks to one customer about the cloud saying that Apple is so sophisticated that their cloud is so big that the cloud has created a puddle and customer’s private information is safe in the puddle. He rounds out that encounter by “retina scanning” a person’s face to run a credit check to see if they’re eligible for credit.

By the end of the video Tyler is telling customers that if they just give him $50 in cash he can go into the back room and fill his pants up with Apple products for them.

The entire ordeal is filmed and it makes for a hilarious prank video. It doesn’t appear that any official Apple employees ever caught him.

Watch it here.